pandaclaws:

I was Holden out for this joke.

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Whispered Words - Dan Auerbach 

(Source: motherchief)

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jast a chait bitwin me n me mate
  • Billy: oi ye blotee bastuard this is ya felloaw engalishmeun toadstewl
  • Me: ye aent no engloshmun oive sen mor onglish in an onglish moofin thain yer hoal bodey
  • Billy: cuewl mea moofin oune mour teime ya durtee nigear
  • Me: yeall be toking ta tha gertones feesherman if ye don cut the hersradish
  • Billy: oi i aient fueken scaaerd oove dat shite ive beun in teh dueaogons
  • Me: teh dueagoneos aient sheet compored ta thee depths o tha black sea. oive wraistled wit thee kraken imself
  • Billy: oi baut hav yee sean moubee dyaick?
  • Me: aye moubee dyaick be but a wee leetle trout compurd to waht oive sen in dee depths o dee grat oshines
  • Billy: oi a coauncur witchua, i sweuar i seen a roober tyar as buig as a greuat whyt
  • Me: aye matee moye oies av on mar den wan occashun seen peck oop tracks beeger dan davi jones lacker
  • Billy: auahe das funeee shiate i reamumber ounce on da pewp deak i wuaz cryaun n' alieenz caym ova to tha sheaip
  • Me: aye de alens tuke ayway ull me sheap nd me weel erned booty