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jast a chait bitwin me n me mate

• Billy: oi ye blotee bastuard this is ya felloaw engalishmeun toadstewl
• Me: ye aent no engloshmun oive sen mor onglish in an onglish moofin thain yer hoal bodey
• Billy: cuewl mea moofin oune mour teime ya durtee nigear
• Me: yeall be toking ta tha gertones feesherman if ye don cut the hersradish
• Billy: oi i aient fueken scaaerd oove dat shite ive beun in teh dueaogons
• Me: teh dueagoneos aient sheet compored ta thee depths o tha black sea. oive wraistled wit thee kraken imself
• Billy: oi baut hav yee sean moubee dyaick?
• Me: aye moubee dyaick be but a wee leetle trout compurd to waht oive sen in dee depths o dee grat oshines
• Billy: oi a coauncur witchua, i sweuar i seen a roober tyar as buig as a greuat whyt
• Me: aye matee moye oies av on mar den wan occashun seen peck oop tracks beeger dan davi jones lacker
• Billy: auahe das funeee shiate i reamumber ounce on da pewp deak i wuaz cryaun n' alieenz caym ova to tha sheaip
• Me: aye de alens tuke ayway ull me sheap nd me weel erned booty